Heavy Metal

Gold, silver, and bronze.  Not Olympic medals.  I’m talking about wedding photography.

More exactly, the ‘Gold Package’, the ‘Silver Package’, and, you guessed it, the ‘Bronze Package’ (for cheapskates).

Any wedding photographer who markets their packages in these terms is an unimaginative sheep, just following what countless other unoriginal wedding photographers have done.

Alarm bells ring when I see this ‘Gold’, ‘Silver’, and ‘Bronze’ format.

Why?  Because it shows a lack of imagination and creativity.  And that’s the last thing you want in the photographer capturing your wedding day.

Here’s the only bit of innovation you see from ‘heavy metal’ wedding photographers-  every now and then one of them includes a ‘Platinum Package’ (= more expensive than ‘Gold’).

Under what circumstances is it okay for a heavy metal wedding photographer to get away with this corny phrasing?

– If the wedding album cover is actually made of gold, silver or bronze.

To Write With Light

It all started for me when my father put a Box Brownie into my hands.  After I learned to walk, and before I could ride a bike.

I took photos before I could ride a bike.  Even before my first day of school.

And because it was a Box Brownie, I started out not looking through a lens like on an SLR, but looking down through a glass prism- the viewfinder in this classic old style camera.

Just a step away from the bellows camera used by photographers in cowboy movies about the Wild West.


After school I went to college and learned theory-

photography definition

Tell One, Tell One Thousand

Choosing the right content and the right media for the right audience is crucial for clocking up the hits.

I wanted to do an experiment.  A local newspaper sent me to photograph a charity head shave in a parish centre.  The volunteer for the head shave, a 16 year old transition year student.  A facebooker.  Not a buyer of the local newspaper.  That was the parents.

So, how to appeal to the 16 year old audience?

With a slideshow.

Send in 3 or 4 pics to the local newspaper, and most likely they use a before and after pic of her head with hair and then bald, and that’s it.

I shot what I needed for the local newspaper, and just kept shooting.

I made a 1 minute 15 second slideshow and uploaded to Youtube.

I told the girl’s mother about it, and she told the girl, and the girl posted it on facebook.

1,500 views in the first 21 hours.  And now it’s gone well passed 200,000.

I told one.  She told thousands.

How Do You Like Your Eggs?

I like my eggs like this –


Read below to find out how to do it.


Background-  My girlfriend hails from Maramures, in northernmost Transilvania, in northernmost Romania.  This is how they do eggs there.  For Easter.

How to do it-  Find about twenty pale eggs.   At least twenty.   Anything less and it’s not worth the effort to do it.   They will also be eaten so fast that you will always wish you had more.

Next, start hoarding the skins from red onions, because that’s your natural source of dye.

Then start picking leaves from various herb plants.   You want a variety of leaf styles because you want a variety of leaf prints on the eggs.

Then go find a beautiful dame, and woo her.   Ask: “How do you like your eggs?”

If you have not been rejected by this stage ask for a pair of her old stockings.   Then take a scissors and cut the stockings into 10cm x 10cm squares.

One by one…  Place a herb leaf on an egg.   Place a square of stocking over that.  Pull the corners of the square to the opposite side of the egg, and ask Beautiful Dame to please tie a knot around the corners with thread, so the egg and leaf are wrapped like a parcel.

Repeat this process until all the eggs are done.   Place the red onion skins and parceled eggs in a pot of water and boil for 30 minutes or more, depending on how dark you want the eggs.   We boiled our eggs for 1 hour to achieve the vivid Shroud of Turin print quality you see on the examples displayed above.

A Blank Page

What will your blank page be today?

Every great idea starts with a blank page.   But a blank page doesn’t have to be a blank page.  It can be…

A cork from a wine bottle –


Or even an egg –


To find out how to make an egg look like this, read my post ‘How Do You Like Your Eggs?’


The Dynamic Canvas

If Leonardo da Vinci was alive today, would he be a coder?   The digital canvas is dynamic, fluid.  Nothing is fixed in place.  It is a canvas where the paint never dries.

To express your creativity you need a tool and a canvas.
  The tool can be a pencil, a paintbrush, software.

The canvas can be a blank page, an egg, a computer screen.

Once you draw on a page or colour an egg, that’s it. 
  The paint is dry and you are stuck with it.   But the computer screen, laptop, or smartphone is a dynamic canvas.

Change code.  Change everything.

The paint never dries on the dynamic canvas.